Boxers or Briefs???

BOXERS OR BRIEFS?

If you clicked on this Blog
because of its name,
get your mind out of the gutter,
cause I'm talkin' 'bout the game!

Now that your with me,
and your mind is all clear,
I can get down to business
and get into gear!

Boxers or Briefs?
was a cute kinda game,
where you picked something funny,
and your true claim to fame.

My card for Alexandra,
which I think is quite true,
is that she "doesn't make coffee,"
but that wasn't her view!

"Being brought up by wolves,"
how could Bryan resist???
he never even picked that line,
and it was the absolute funniest!

Katie never "separates laundry,"
this we all hear and know,
so she had to pick my card,
or her nose would surely grow!

I still think Shelby's "a goddess,"
to which Tracy quickly agreed,
we gotta give it up for Shelby,
who smelled the orange flower's seeds.

And my dear friend Tracy,
what line was true to her,
probably that she is "forgiving,"
and with that I do concur!

And what about me?
What card did I pick?
"Irritable Bowel Syndrome," perhaps,
but it made me rather sick.

Do I have "movie star looks?"
or "a load in my pants?"
I chose neither of these,
I was quite adamant.

"I am fun to be around"
is what I chose as a truth,
for you have to be fun
to be around all these youths!

We laughed and we laughed,
ok, I laughed out the most,
but I couldn't really help it
with the lines and the posts!

Round One went to Alex,
Tracy topped it Round Two,
but we all were the winners...
knowing the funny and the true.

This game can be funny,
a good time will be had,
to match up the truths
and the funnies....EGADS!

To the crew that I had,
Katie, Shelby & Bryan,
you couldn't beat the girls,
Alex and Tracy were fryin'!

Miradorism #3 - Lunch at The Elohssa Cafe

There's a quaint "Little Spot"
that isn't that far south of the way,
where it may be dark and rancid,
but there you will see The Elohssa Cafe.

When you approach its open door
you will be captivated by the "smells"
and know you're some where different,
like your first time in an overnight hotel.

You check out "the area,"
not sure if you want to stay,
and it is at that moment
you know your feelings of The Elohssa Cafe.

I know many people who like it,
but that place is simply not for me,
The Elohssa Cafe is too "backwards,"
and the atmosphere there is not guaranteed.

If you like The Elohssa Cafe,
I think that is great, too,
but I'd rather stay up north
Thank You.

Miradorism #2 - The Humidorg

The Humidorg

The Humidorgs live among us, they are very, very kind,
they always have surprises, and the keenest of Humidorg minds.

Traveling in pairs, or in groups of one to ten,
you will see a humidorg smile...every now and then.

Do you know what keeps them happy; do you know what makes them tick?
Humidorgs grant people wishes; because wishes will do the trick!

Did you ever know a person, who lived so quiet and still,
and one fine day you see them, and they are peppy and full of thrill?

You can bet they saw a Humidorg; who granted their simple request,
and their life turned around in an instant, and now everyone's impressed.

Did you ever know a family, who were always down on their luck,
and the next thing you know, their good luck has struck?

A Humidorg's the reason, a Humidorg is why,
A Humidorg has come upon them, and blown their world sky high.

What can you do to get a Humidorg to come over to your place?
No one knows that answer, as Humidorgs simply go from case to case.

I would suggest that you live life, in the best way that you can,
and respect what is around you, animals, environment, your fellow man.

When a Humidorg presents itself, you'll feel like someone cares,
and you will feel the difference, like a clean, fresh breath of air.

If a Humidorg never visits; and you're feeling really sad,
why don't you be a Humidorg, and help make someone glad.

If you have an abundance of "something," share it with a friend,
the smile you place upon their face, will never really end.

And if they ask you why you're so kind; just whisper in their ear,
"That's what a Humidorg does; spread Humidorg good cheer."

We all have the power ... to make a difference and bring about change,
and maybe, just maybe, you and the Humidorg are one in the very same.

Miradorism #1 - The Mirador Beginning

The Mirador Beginning

We all have a story
that we think must be told,
but can we ever complete it
if we keep getting old?

The trick here my friends,
that I will expose to you now,
is to write...write...write...
cause I know that you know how!

Everyone has a mirador,
though not with quite the same view,
so why not take a trip inside
and show people who is who?

You do not have to start at the beginning,
perhaps smack dab in the middle,
tell me about something really BIG
or maybe something very little.

Just grab a thought
from your very keen mind
and show me your mirador,
but do it in rhyme.

For soon you will be smiling,
with your beautiful toothy grin,
and you too, will be miradoring
again, and again, and again!